Joke of The Day!

Heeeii, oya swear!

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.

― If you didn't play rubber band.

― If you never bathed in the rain.  

― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.

― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.

― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

― If you never flew a kite.

- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.

- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.

- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.

- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter

- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights

- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!

- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.

- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.

- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....

.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one you did!

Do you know its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". 

The song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I know u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off 

Jesus died over 2000 yrs ago and  nobody has ever called him the late Jesus, not even the devil. No where in history! He is still the Living God!