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Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Nigerians, God, Angel and Satan

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Since i got this joke, i no fit stop to laugh...

Are Nigerians this bad? .
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ANGEL: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven

GOD: What have they done again this time?

ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions, they don't obey traffic rules, they don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely impatient about everything; in fact, they have made heaven a living hell since they came.

GOD: Then we better send them to hell.

(calls d devil) Hellooo Luci.....
(Satan picks)

SATAN: Hello my creator and master, please call me later; there's an issue i'm trying to resolve.
(10 minutes later)
GOD: Hellooo Lucifer!

SATAN: Your Lordship, please i'll call you back. The issue has turned into a serious crisis oooo!
(an hour later)

SATAN: Hello your Lordship

GOD: What is going on over there?

SATAN: It's the Nigerians i have with me in hell ooo (he stammers); they...., theyyy..., they have quenched the fire in hell and..and...and even installed air conditioner.....

Abeg Join me to laugh Ooo!

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