Do you know when you should call the police? Am sure you don't know, Now, Lemme tell you..
Fuel is 500 Naira and 700 Naira (black market) per liter... Asin a liter.. Meaning just one liter...
These are when you should call the police..
1. The man's generator has been on since 6:00 pm yesterday.. And now 2:45 pm today, his generator is still on...What are u waiting for? Call the police to arrest him, he is a suspect!
2. The tee-fare from my house to school gate is usually 40 Naira........ highest it will be 60 Naira but now
its 600 naira... Then, while you were in a bus, one guy after giving the driver 600, when the bus is almost at isolo, he told the driver to stop. He wants to go back home bcos he forgot his wrist-watch... I think this is the best time for you to Call the police, follow him to his house.. He is a suspect
3. You sat in front of your house when this car drove pass your house for the 8th time like he was lost or has no destination (wasting petrol).. When he drove again for the 9th time, yo know what just stop him and ask him what he's looking for, or what's the problem... If He said '' he is just taking a stroll around the community just to have a glance of the area''... Ma guy.. Call the police sharp sharp, he is a prime suspect..
4. You were passing by when you saw a group of people watching Teen Wolf season 4 with generator, in a small shop that sells biscuits .... Call the police! How many biscuit dem sell to use buy petrol? Where did they buy the petrol from?... They are suspects!
5. Lastly.. Be a good citizen! Did you on your generator? Did you buy petrol? How com your phone is charged and you are on Facebook, whatsapp and BBM?.. Go to the nearest police station and report yourself... U are a suspect too..........LOL
Caught you... lol.
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